Having been suspiciously quiet in the letters pages of the Herald of late, FromUnderTheStone was beginning to worry that all was not well with our favourite Labour PPC, Donald Worsley.
Fears were allayed on receiving this rather wonderful Christmas wish list. The timing is right, although it looks as though the ‘goodwill to all men’ sentiment has been lost along the way:
Donald Worsley's Christmas List
A time to be magnanimous and hand out gifts to the needy, so in the Spirit of Quantitative Easing this Christmas may they all enjoy my Bankers little Bonuses. T’is the Season to be Merry;
1. To Cllr. Bliss and his faithful band of traffic counsellors - A Pre-Privatisation British Rail Car Park Pass with Japanese High Speed Sat Nav to guarantee them a speedy exit from Folkestone.
2. To Cllr. Carter and his Stack of cronies at County Hall - A second Sea reclamation scheme to house his troublesome Lorry Park in Mid Channel and save us all the cost of Michael Howard’s funeral.
3. To the Lib Dems - A Crystal Ball to see if their next Parliamentary Candidate will survive until the General Election or be cut down by Johanna Lumley and her Kukri.
4. To the good citizens of Calais - A fleet of Red Crescent JCBs to keep the Jungle clear and levelled in a humane manner.
5. And finally to Michael Howard on his last Christmas in the House of Commons - A post Kelly Expenses Claim Form to remind him of the Green Green grass of home he had cut at our expense over the past 26 years.
Merry Christmas to one and all.
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